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Absolutely useless website that I spent way too much time on. 

— 18 hours ago with 10 notes




if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

(via the-pietriarchy)

— 18 hours ago with 192209 notes

Blast from the past. 7 years old drawing.


Blast from the past. 7 years old drawing.

— 1 day ago with 61 notes


This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world, and though she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her and worship her for she is the great lord Poseidon, lord of the sea and bringer of storms and we must pay tribute to him to end this horrifying deluge.

— 1 day ago with 26 notes



dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee


this is a fucking bee


this is a fucking hornet


this is a fucking wasp


as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff, via personguy31)

— 2 days ago with 222353 notes



"I originally met Tommy in San Fransisco in an acting class, of all places and I watched him perform a Shakespearean sonnet. And I think everyone in the class was horrified." - Greg Sestero

The best part about this clip is when you read the context of it in The Disaster Artist. (BTW you should totally read it, it’s absolutely fantastic.)

See, Tommy Wiseau wanted a SAG card and found out he needed to be in something first, like a commercial or what have you. So he made this commercial for his business and cast himself in it, therefore buying himself a SAG card.

ALSO he saw Greg Sestero’s work in Retro Puppet Master and was so inspired by his performance that he was imitating it in this commercial.

So Tommy Wiseau made a Shakespearean Puppet Master ripoff commercial for his shady clothing business all in an attempt to get a SAG card before he just made his own movie anyway.

— 2 days ago with 4547 notes